dilaudid:igotosleeptodream:audiogasm:purplewhales:(via achieving)
@1 day ago with 125 notes

“well, y’know, we’re no arcade fire.”

chris is the best!

@1 day ago with 4 notes
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

ladies and gentlemen by spiritualized (acapella w/ lead vocal)

@3 days ago with 10 notes and 190 plays

"My last name is Christ, I have the gift of flight, and I can heal leopards."

Michael Scott
@3 days ago with 52 notes
you know who was excellent at pulling off heartwarming? john wilden hughes, jr.

you know who was excellent at pulling off heartwarming? john wilden hughes, jr.

@3 days ago with 27 notes
#if this does not make you melt you are dead on the inside #miss u john 
okayjokesover:

(via d b g)
@1 day ago with 29 notes
dannybrito:flickflickflicker:warningdontreadthis
@2 days ago with 649 notes

the muppet show theme on mario paint composer!

@3 days ago with 18 notes
@3 days ago with 29 notes

"The internet filter is just more cotton wool for a generation of professional overparenting cunts, who use “for the children” as a catch-all excuse to police other people. It’s just another gadget, another smokescreen, to distract the dumb consumer yuppies from the real harm that this government does to children every day from it’s inaction and lack of funding."

In the name of MY children - Tea Brennan

Full of swearing, yet very well-put.

(via buyhercandy)

@3 days ago with 45 notes