michael scott:my gift to you...complimentary white chocolate bark.
stanley:nobody likes that stuff except for you.
michael scott:they wouldn't make it unless someone liked it.
@7 months ago with 12 notes
(via planettampon) i know this is random, but um, i have that exact same mask somewhere in my room? two years ago it was funny, but now it just creeps everyone out cos they’re all OMG SWINE FLU ~run in opposite direction. aw, life.

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i know this is random, but um, i have that exact same mask somewhere in my room? two years ago it was funny, but now it just creeps everyone out cos they’re all OMG SWINE FLU ~run in opposite direction. aw, life.

@7 months ago with 12 notes

"I am not to be truffled with."

Micheal Scott, he knows truffles > trifles.
@7 months ago with 42 notes

"Our balls are in your court."

Micheal Scott, best boss ever.
@7 months ago with 18 notes
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@7 months ago with 25 notes
THE MICHEAL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY. i just realised this can’t be my back-up job because corporate bought it out. R.I.P MICHEAL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY. you and your cheeseball olympics will be forever missed.

THE MICHEAL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY. i just realised this can’t be my back-up job because corporate bought it out.

R.I.P MICHEAL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY. you and your cheeseball olympics will be forever missed.

@7 months ago with 24 notes
andy bernard:that's completely backwards.
michael scott:it's FRONTWARDS.
@7 months ago with 14 notes

"Oh it is on like a prawn who yawns and dawns."

Andy Bernard, a man of many rhymes.
@7 months ago with 11 notes

"I don’t care if Ryan murdered his entire family, he is like a son to me."

Micheal Scott, a man of so many lols in such a short space of time.
@7 months ago with 105 notes
OH MR. HALPERT. WHY YOU GOTTA BE MAKIN’ ADORABLE FACES? i was so tempted to set this to be my new (tiled) desktop…

OH MR. HALPERT. WHY YOU GOTTA BE MAKIN’ ADORABLE FACES?

i was so tempted to set this to be my new (tiled) desktop…

@7 months ago with 11 notes