holy shit, it's a fucking rainbow.

i like going on adventures and running around in animal masks and tall glasses of ginger ale and being a part of nutella circles that take place on grassy hills. i also wish i knew how to rollerbowl. new friends are fun! (+ last.fm + twitter + vimeo + flickr)

getting mail is pretty ace! Cornify

May 01
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merricat:audiogasm:flood & fire hair. (via no sex, bone dragon)

merricat:audiogasm:flood & fire hair. (via no sex, bone dragon)

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Apr 30
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please reblog this

iguessthatscool:casimirpulaskiday:

if you have ever loved someone who didn’t love you back.
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can’t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don’t remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

Charles Bukowski (via victoryblues)

I’m getting into Bukowski at the moment.

(via jasonmcc)

he is a god. forever.

(via iguessthatscool)

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Slang from the 20's

bebelestrange:

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

giantevilhead:

rach:

waksays:

Applesauce- an expletive same as horsefeathers, As in “Ah applesauce!”

Bearcat - a hot-blooded or fiery girl

Cash or check? - Do you kiss now or later?

Darb - An excellent person or thing (as in “the Darb” - a person with money who can be relied on to pay the check)

Giggle Water - An intoxicating beverage; alcohol

“Now you’re on the trolley!” - Now you’ve got it, now you’re right!

Ossified - a drunk person

Spifflicated - Drunk. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, owled, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat

Lots, lots more here.

I want to say to there.

I plan to use ‘Now you’re on the trolley’ asap.

Say, You been hittin’ the giggle water, haven’t ya?

Nope, no trouble here, Ossifer (hic).

OH, APPLESAUCE, I’M ALL OUTTA GIGGLE WATER.

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(313): All I’ve ever wanted to do in life is right
(517): Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
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iguessthatscool:jennylewis:

“Give A Little Love (vastly superior version)” - Rilo Kiley
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Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and I ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.
— Kurt Vonnegut (via hammerito) (via iguessthatscool)
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i know it might sound naive, but i hope someday someone can look at me the way pam looks at jim sometimes.
iguessthatscool:beeslyposse:

Episode: Michael’s Birthday

i know it might sound naive, but i hope someday someone can look at me the way pam looks at jim sometimes.

iguessthatscool:beeslyposse:

Episode: Michael’s Birthday