michael scott: the ideal scrabble opponent/hip to the best jamz.
holy shit, it's a fucking rainbow.
i like going on adventures and running around in animal masks and tall glasses of ginger ale and being a part of nutella circles that take place on grassy hills. i also wish i knew how to rollerbowl. new friends are fun! (+ last.fm + twitter + vimeo + flickr)
getting mail is pretty ace!
getting mail is pretty ace!
May 01
- michael scott: my gift to you...complimentary white chocolate bark.
- stanley: nobody likes that stuff except for you.
- michael scott: they wouldn't make it unless someone liked it.
THE MICHEAL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY. i just realised this can’t be my back-up job because corporate bought it out.
R.I.P MICHEAL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY. you and your cheeseball olympics will be forever missed.
(via planettampon)
i know this is random, but um, i have that exact same mask somewhere in my room? two years ago it was funny, but now it just creeps everyone out cos they’re all OMG SWINE FLU ~run in opposite direction. aw, life.
- andy bernard: that's completely backwards.
- michael scott: it's FRONTWARDS.
“ I am not to be truffled with.
— Micheal Scott, he knows truffles > trifles.
“ Oh it is on like a prawn who yawns and dawns.
— Andy Bernard, a man of many rhymes.
“ Our balls are in your court.
— Micheal Scott, best boss ever.
“ I don’t care if Ryan murdered his entire family, he is like a son to me.
— Micheal Scott, a man of so many lols in such a short space of time.
(via colporteur)
